FFi Products

FFi Lapel Pins!

This is the long awaited FFi lapel pin! (It's 3/4" tall).   People have been asking for these for some time and I finally got off my duff and put one together. The pins are currently available online at http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/pins.html for $7 (additional discount for those who mention that they saw the pin at www.freethoughtfirefighters.org.

Pins are also available directly from me at a further reduced price of $4.50/ea (includes shipping inside U.S.), but it's the old way of "the check is in the mail" method.  Sorry.  I'm working on getting FFi into the 21st century for web features and services.

There is also a double-secret, mystery-inside-a-riddle-wrapped-in-an-enigma, covert, under-cover, black-ops, SGT. Friday, Get Smart "missed it by 'that much' ", way to get your FIRST PIN FREE!--Yah, as if one would ever be enough!  Yes, it's a shameless reverse psychology ploy to trick you into buying more than one (hint, hint), but what's a heathen humanitarian to do given such well-known facts that we are all liars, cheats, swindlers, robbers, rapists, murderers, child molesters, adulterers, persecutors of innocent Christians, anti-American scum, and, of course, faithful viewers of Harry Potter and the Teletubbies!?  . . .  Anyway, here's the requirements: 

(1) You have to ask! 

(2) You have to be a freethinker (you know who you are) working in (or previously worked in) any or all of the fields of firefighting, police, paramedics (or other emergency medicine) or military service.  Hopefully you will know if you have worked in any of these fields.  If not, then, well, you may need more help than we can provide. 

(3) You have to tell me that I am not only a powerful man, but also handsome, charming, and a walk-on-water paraGod! (Just kidding, I can't really walk on water...) ;-)

Additional FFi products are in the works, such as T-shirts, hats, coffee mugs and window decals.